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Well, we've got Egg and Spam... Egg, Sausage and Spam... Spam, Egg, Sausage and Spam... Spam, Spam, Spam, Baked Beans and Spam... Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Baked Beans, Sausage and Spam... or Royal Lobster Thermidor in a truffle paté sauce garnished with aubergines with a fried egg on top and SPAM.

Nigel's Recipe of the Millenium: Spam Curry
(I actually have made this)

Ingredients:
1 can of Spam
1 onion
2 cups of chopped vegetables (cauliflower goes well)
Curry powder
Boiled rice
2 large bottles of beer

Method:
Chop the Spam into small cubes. Or small slices. Whatever you think tastes better.
Slice the onion and fry it along with the Spam until it starts to brown and smell nasty.
Add between one and six tablespoons of curry powder and any other spicy stuff you can find. Throw in as much as you can stand, that way the curry won't taste of Spam.
Add the vegetables, salt and pepper (lots), and enough water to make it all sloppy enough to simmer away merrily on a lower heat while you drink the first bottle of beer.
Serve with rice and the other bottle of beer.
Alternative serving option: Replace the curry with a third bottle of beer. Give the curry to the neighbour's cat.